Is Tattoo My Ass a scam?

No. You are buying advertising: a public listing with name, approved logo, website, tagline, rank, and archive placement. The tattoo is an extra prize for #1 only when the reserve and approvals are met. Losing does not mean you bought nothing — you still bought the ad.

Are you actually getting the tattoo?

If verified #1 spend reaches the $30,000 reserve, the winning payment clears review, and the design is approved by the owner and a professional tattoo artist — yes. Maximum size is 15 × 15 cm. If the reserve is missed, no tattoo is required and advertising still stands.

How much does it cost to enter?

The minimum advertising contribution is $1 USD. There is no monthly plan. Payments stack on the same brand listing. To take #1 you must beat the current leader by at least another $1. Large $10k+ advertisers can inquire about invoice or bank transfer.

How big can the tattoo be?

Maximum 15 cm × 15 cm. Smaller designs are fine. The placement sits inside the designated butt tattoo square. Exact position inside that square is decided with the owner and the tattoo artist. Designs cannot exceed that area.

Where will the tattoo be?

On the butt, inside the marked 15 × 15 cm tattoo area shown on the site illustration. Exact placement within that square is agreed with the owner and the artist. The public site uses a tasteful illustration, not an explicit photo.

Do I get my money back if I lose?

No — not because you lost. You bought advertising exposure, not a refundable auction bid. Once your payment is verified and your listing can appear, contributions are generally final. Your name, logo, link, and tagline stay on the campaign and archive. The tattoo prize is only for #1 when the reserve conditions are met. See the Refund Policy for chargebacks and rare exceptions.

What happens if the campaign doesn't reach $30,000?

The advertising campaign still happened. Listings stay visible. The Tattoo Prize is not activated and no tattoo is required. Contributions are not automatically refunded just because the reserve was missed. Check the refund and tattoo-prize legal pages for edge cases.

Can I contribute multiple times?

Yes. Every verified payment is added to your total. Rank is the sum of eligible captured payments, not your last payment alone. You can top up from the same advertiser account as often as you want while contributions are open.

How do payments work?

Primary checkout is PayPal. The leaderboard updates only after server-side capture succeeds. A browser return page alone never moves the board. Invoice or bank transfer is available for larger advertisers and stays pending until an administrator verifies the funds.

Can I submit anything as the tattoo?

No. Designs go through acceptable-content rules and final approval by the owner and the artist. Paying does not force a tattoo of refused content. Hate, illegal, or clearly harmful designs can be rejected even if you paid for advertising.

Can a competitor outbid me?

Yes. That is the point. Whoever holds the highest verified USD total at close wins. Anti-snipe rules can extend the campaign if #1 changes in the final minutes, so last-second snipes do not instantly lock the result.

What if someone chargebacks after winning?

Invalid, disputed, or charged-back funds do not count. The leaderboard is recalculated. Nothing is tattooed until the winning payment is sufficiently verified. The next eligible advertiser may become the winner under the campaign rules.

What do I actually get if I'm not #1?

Paid advertising: leaderboard placement, brand name, approved logo, website link, tagline, campaign exposure while live, and a permanent archive listing after close. You do not get a guaranteed tattoo and you do not get an automatic refund for being outspent.

Tattoo My Ass — Highest spender gets their brand tattooed on my ass

In five seconds

1. Brands pay for advertising.

2. The board ranks them by verified spend.

3. Whoever spends the most wins.

4. If the reserve is hit, their approved design gets tattooed.

5. Maximum size is 15 × 15 cm. You can take the lead right now.

Every verified payment buys advertising on this site: name, approved logo (or placeholder), link, tagline, and a leaderboard slot. The tattoo is an extra prize for #1 only if the reserve is hit and the design is approved. Losing does not refund advertising you already bought.

Not a lottery. Not a bet. Chargebacks remove money from the ranking. Advertising terms · Refunds · Tattoo prize

Last updated August 28, 2026

What is Tattoo My Ass?

Tattoo My Ass is a viral advertising competition where brands, startups, creators, and individuals pay for real website exposure. Every verified USD payment increases that advertiser's total. The public leaderboard ranks them by spend. The highest qualifying spender can win a real professional tattoo of their approved logo or design — permanently inked, up to 15 × 15 cm — if the campaign hits the $30,000 tattoo reserve.

Full definition: What is Tattoo My Ass?. People also search for brand tattooed on a butt, logo tattooed on an ass, highest bidder tattoo, startup marketing stunt, or pay to tattoo a company logo. This campaign is that stunt — with transparent rankings, refund rules, and an archive after close.

Is Tattoo My Ass real advertising or a joke lottery?

It is real advertising. Contributions buy name, logo, website link, tagline, and leaderboard placement. The tattoo is an extra prize for #1 when conditions are met. It is not gambling, not a raffle, and not a bet. Losing does not auto-refund advertising you already bought.

How much does Tattoo My Ass cost?

The floor is $1 USD per verified contribution. There is no subscription. Payments stack. To take #1 you must beat the current leader by at least $1. Current ass value: $0. Tattoo unlock: $30,000.

Advertising vs tattoo prize

What you buy versus the extra tattoo prize
If you pay	You always get	You also get the tattoo if
Any verified amount ≥ $1	Name, logo, link, tagline, rank, archive listing	You finish #1 and the reserve is hit
You get outspent	The ad you already bought. No auto-refund	No. #1 at close is the only tattoo winner
Reserve missed at close	Advertising still stands	No tattoo required

How to take #1 on Tattoo My Ass

Open the outbid page and add your brand, email, and website.
Pay at least $1 in verified USD via PayPal.
To become #1, beat the current leader by at least $1.
Keep topping up. Rank is the sum of verified payments, not the last one.

Where is the tattoo and how big is it?

The tattoo sits on the butt inside a maximum 15 × 15 cm square. The homepage illustration shows that placement. Exact position inside the square is decided with the owner and a professional tattoo artist. Designs cannot exceed that area.

What happens when someone wins?

After close, payment review, and design approval, a professional tattoo artist performs the tattoo. The site publishes appointment photos, the final tattoo photo, and behind-the-scenes video on the winner page and archive. That media is the public proof the stunt happened.

Start here: outbid them, read how it works, or check the FAQ.

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