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ONE WINNER. REAL TATTOO.

Your competitor could end up on my ass.

Highest verified spender owns the homepage: logo, name, tracked link. We count clicks to your site. Outbid them by $1.

Sentrix leads at $1. Beat them by $2.

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Current ass value

How much is your brand worth? Beat them → $2

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#1 owns the homepage — click through

SentrixVerified

35 clicks to their site

Max tattoo area: 15 × 15 cm. Illustration, not a photo. Still a butt.

Take #1 — $2

Sentrix leads. $2 takes the top — someone else can grab it first.

Take #1 — $2

01 — You buy
The #1 slot. Logo, name, link at the top of every page view. Click-throughs to your site are counted.

02 — #1 also gets
Click-throughs we count. Public rank from verified USD.

03 — Losers keep
The ad they paid for. No automatic refund.

Live ranking

The board

#1 is the homepage ad. Rank is verified USD only.

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#1
SentrixVerified
sentrix.ar
Visit site ↗35 clicksOwns homepage
Current leader
$1
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Current leader
$1
Outbid Sentrix · $2

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$2 knocks Sentrix off #1.

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Campaign is live. Be the first brand on the board.

In five seconds

1. Advertise your brand on this site.
2. Verified USD puts you on the public leaderboard.
3. Other brands can overtake you by $1.
4. Highest qualifying spender owns the homepage.
5. Extra prize terms live on the tattoo prize page.

#1 is the homepage ad. Logo, name, and a tracked link at the top of every visit. We count clicks to your site. Rank is verified USD. Losing does not refund the ad you already bought. The tattoo is extra; conditions are in the Tattoo Prize Rules.

Not a lottery. Not a bet. Chargebacks remove money from the ranking. Advertising terms · Refunds · Tattoo prize

Outbid them — $2 Dropping $10,000+? Invoice first.

Current ass value

$2 to take #1

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Answers

Common questions

Short answers. Full page: FAQ.

What is Tattoo My Ass?+

Tattoo My Ass sells homepage advertising. #1 sits at the top of the site with logo, name, and a tracked link. We count clicks to your website. Rank is verified USD. It is not a lottery and not a bet.

Full answer

Is Tattoo My Ass real?+

Yes. This is a real advertising campaign with a public leaderboard, verified payments, written rules, and a winner page prepared for appointment photos and tattoo proof. Rankings only count captured or admin-verified USD. Fake or pending money never moves the board.

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Is Tattoo My Ass a scam?+

No. You are buying the top of this website when you hold #1: logo, name, and a click-counted link on every visit. Lower ranks still get a public listing. Losing does not mean you bought nothing.

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How much does it cost to enter?+

The minimum advertising contribution is $1 USD. There is no monthly plan. Payments stack on the same brand listing. To take #1 you must beat the current leader by at least another $1. Large $10k+ advertisers can inquire about invoice or bank transfer.

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How big can the tattoo be?+

Maximum 15 cm × 15 cm. Smaller designs are fine. The placement sits inside the designated butt tattoo square. Exact position inside that square is decided with the owner and the tattoo artist. Designs cannot exceed that area.

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Where will the tattoo be?+

On the butt, inside the marked 15 × 15 cm tattoo area shown on the site illustration. Exact placement within that square is agreed with the owner and the artist. The public site uses a tasteful illustration, not an explicit photo.

Full answer

Also read: Is Tattoo My Ass real?, is it a scam, homepage advertising, brand logo tattoo.

Winner gets the receipts

When the tattoo happens, we publish appointment photos, the final inked logo, and behind-the-scenes video. The internet gets proof. The winner gets the most ridiculous brand asset alive.

Take #1 — $2 Winner page

Last updated August 29, 2026

What is Tattoo My Ass?

Tattoo My Ass sells homepage advertising. Brands pay verified USD to put their logo, name, and a tracked website link at the top of this site. #1 sits above the fold on every visit. We count the clicks through to their site. Rank is public and only uses captured money.

Full definition: What is Tattoo My Ass?. Trust pages: is it real and is it a scam. Buy homepage advertising, a brand logo tattoo, or enter the viral marketing stunt, the highest bidder tattoo, or sponsored tattoo advertising.

Is Tattoo My Ass real advertising or a joke lottery?

It is real homepage inventory. #1 is the billboard: first thing on the page, logo plus a link we count. You are not buying a lottery ticket. Losing does not auto-refund the ad you already bought. Extra prize conditions are in the Tattoo Prize Rules.

How much does Tattoo My Ass cost?

The floor is $1 USD per verified contribution. There is no subscription. Payments stack. To take #1 you must beat the current leader by at least $1. Current ass value: $1.

Advertising vs tattoo prize

What you buy versus the extra tattoo prize
If you pay	You always get	Tattoo
Any verified amount ≥ $1	Homepage #1 when you lead, tracked clicks, rank, archive	Only if Tattoo Prize Rules are met
You get outspent	The ad you already bought. No auto-refund	No. #1 at close is the only tattoo winner
Prize conditions not met	Advertising still stands	No tattoo required

How to take #1 on Tattoo My Ass

Open the outbid page and add your brand, email, and website.
Pay at least $1 in verified USD via PayPal.
To become #1, beat the current leader by at least $1.
Keep topping up. Rank is the sum of verified payments, not the last one.

Where is the tattoo and how big is it?

The tattoo sits on the butt inside a maximum 15 × 15 cm square. The homepage illustration shows that placement. Exact position inside the square is decided with the owner and a professional tattoo artist. Designs cannot exceed that area.

What happens when someone wins?

After close, payment review, and design approval, a professional tattoo artist performs the tattoo. The site publishes appointment photos, the final tattoo photo, and behind-the-scenes video on the winner page and archive. That media is the public proof the stunt happened.

Start here: outbid them, read how it works, or check the FAQ.